This is the worst story that I have ever read!! Who is this Mark Powell guy that everyone keeps talking about. And Princeton, I heard that they all collectively date the author of this piece of toilet tissue. I mean, after reading this, I would feel the same as if a lady I had been dating for a while packed up and left me one day while taking my rather large secret stash to go live with her ex-ex-boyfriend. Are you free on friday evening Farley, or whatever your name is. I would love to take you out for drinks and perhaps we could pose for pictures together.....in the rain. I hate you. You are wonderful!!