I'll open you up like a fresh can of Fresca.

Yevoli is nasty. So is Christmas. I'm just saying give the boy some credit. He only set the record for most goals by a freshman in the ACC and has been their most reliable contributor...

And he's from that fabled league called the CHSAA, producing such greats as Vinny Barbarino, Steve Guttenberg and Howie Mandel...